Mr. Way Too Corrupt For Texas Guy!

Sung to the tune of Bud Lite's "Real Men of Genius" commericials.

Announcer: Presenting…
Singer: Real Corrupt Conservatives
Announcer: Today we salute you, Mr. Way Too Corrupt for Texas Guy.
Singer: Mr. Way Too Corrupt for Texas Guy!
Announcer: Only you, Rick Perry, could put a massive foreign-owned toll road in Texas, taking half a million acres of private property from everyday citizens and giving it to the Europeans.
Singer: This ain’t freakin' France!
Chorus: Ooh la la!
Announcer: Governor Perry, only you could cut a backroom deal to allow utility giants like TXU to pollute the air, deny a quarter of a million kids health insurance, and siphoned money away from needy families to big corporations. Does that sound like Christian values to you?
Singer: Can I get an Amen!
Announcer: And under your watch Governor Perry, government spending increased, government expanded, you became Tom Delay's redistricting bitch, and allowed Enron's accountant to botch up CHIP and Medicaid expenditures. You're not a typical conservative, are you?
Singer: Help Me, George W!
Announcer: So put on your cowboy hat, boots and chaps, pick up the 11 Valley mayors who support you, give Tom Delay a ride and head to Brokeback Mountain because 65% of Texans give you the one-finger salute, Gov. Perry. Adios, Mo Fo!
Singer: Mr. Way Too Corrupt for Texas Guy!